Carolina Darias studies a campaign in favor of the beach mask with Rociíto

“The government’s solution to any problem is usually at least as bad as the problem,” he said. Milton FriedmanBut politicians only remember it when they are in opposition. Carolina Darias, Minister of Health, has wanted to settle forever the mess of the use of masks with another superior and eternal mess, already in the Chaos Theory. The use or not use of the mask on the beaches has revolutionized the staff. Can I take it off to eat watermelon under the umbrella? Should it be used on nude beaches or just in case you don’t want to be recognized when you’re naked? Do you have to swim with the mask on? In the case of diving, does the respirator replace the mask? Should the lifeguard only wear it when coming to the rescue of an English hangover or in all rescues in general? If the mask fills with sand, can I continue to use it or should I wash it with seawater? Do I have to put a protective cream on the mask so that it does not burn? If my husband has forgotten the sandwich at home, how can I not give it to someone else with the same sagging belly as him? There are many more, but I don’t want to get heavy.

On the other hand, Carolina has caught the so-called effect Sánchez, Illa and Simón: appeal to citizen responsibility as a prodigious solution for everything. Many citizens believe that they turn to it when they do not know what the hell to do, that is, there you manage that for that we have transferred powers to the communities. But no: the bosses believe in people’s responsibility as much as their own. In addition, the languages ​​of the neighbor tell that Carolina has a plan B based on the “Irene effect” and her “yocreoenti.” As the telephone 016 to report sexist violence has broken all the records of calls for the confessions of Rocio Carrasco in Telecinco and the subsequent intervention of Irene Montero In “Save me”, Minister Darias is studying the possibility of asking her colleague to convince Rociíto to star in a campaign in favor of the beach mask with the slogans “That the virus does not mistreat you”, “Put it on, put it on” and ” To the virus, not even Flores.