Patricia de Vox, tell me: is colonoscopy also sexual assault?

To the viewer of the news it will seem that Spain is all an illegal party, the endless party. And I yell at the television: why do I have the impression that it is not a novelty? This was the trough of Europe, the great open bar. They came to drink and enjoy all the places, but now the French, Germans, English, etc., have discovered that in times of pandemic, Spain can be Sodom and Gomorrah in one piece, with the added charm of being underground.

If the confinements continue, if the fourth wave arrives, we will be able to save Holy Week and even summer thanks to the tourism of illegal parties to nothing that the Government does a little subliminal promotion. He has already said that we will be the beacon of tourist recovery. And that, according to the scholars of the thing, sexual desire has decreased due to the coronavirus.

A funky old lady like Jane Fonda is in favor of creams, but not powders: “I’m too old, I’ve had enough sex.” Aerobics does not work miracles in the elderly. Even a mature devotee of seasonal grooms, Agatha Ruiz de la Prada, declares her “asexual tendency.” And there is Lady Gaga, aimed at celibacy. Thus comes the inheritance of the «Satisfyer»: the sale of sex toys grows without stopping. A firm from Alicante, Diversual, offers about 6,000 products on the internet and an Erotic Academy that teaches how to use them. There are even a mobile application that facilitates the erotic connection of separated couples, something to which perhaps Pedro and Pablo they have to resort when they break up and have to abandon the joint games of the Moncloa, that is, the eroticism of power in the form of a vibrant sucker and unleashed internal passions.

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I would like the deputy to clarify for me if the colonoscopy they recently performed on me can be considered rape or sexual abuse, taking into account that they also put me to sleep, I don’t know if with burundanga. Another thing, Patricia: Does this test create habit or improve constipation? It has me living without living in me.