7 Reasons Trump Might Invade Bulgaria Next after Canada & Greenland
The world is holding its breath. After Donald Trump’s jaw-dropping claims about “taking over” Greenland, pressuring Canada, and rebranding Gaza as a luxury resort, a chilling question echoes across Europe: Is Bulgaria next? Let’s find out!
1. Bulgaria’s Black Sea Coast? Prime Real Estate for Trump Resorts!
Rumor has it, Donald Trump’s luxury empire is already drooling over Bulgaria’s pristine Black Sea coastline.
Think about it: “Trump Tower Varna” with golden elevators overlooking sandy beaches, or a “Mar-a-Lago Sofia” nestled in the foothills of Vitosha Mountain.
But wait—it’s not just about hotels. Sources close to the former president whisper he’s obsessed with turning Bulgaria into a “European Vegas,” complete with casinos, golf courses, and a statue of himself riding a horse.
2. Strategic Location? Bulgaria Controls Europe’s Backdoor!
Let’s get real: Bulgaria isn’t just a pretty face. Nestled between NATO allies like Greece and Turkey—and a stone’s throw from Russia—Bulgaria is the ultimate geopolitical pawn.
Trump’s already tweeted about “securing Europe’s borders,” but critics argue he’s really after control of the Black Sea’s shipping routes.
A retired U.S. general joked, “If Trump wants to ‘win’ Europe, Bulgaria is his chessboard.” But at what cost?
3. Cheap Land, Big Profits? Trump Loves a Bargain!
Bulgaria’s farmland is dirt cheap—literally. While American farmers pay $10,000 per acre, Bulgarian land costs $1,000.
Trump’s team is reportedly eyeing the Danube River plains for a “mega-farm empire” to rival Big Agro. But locals are terrified.
“He’ll buy our soil, hire robots, and leave us jobless,” says a farmer from Pleven.